[ the video opens up on the avenger's work-out room gym thing. it looks a bit messy, like a fight went through it, which... it did! after a moment carol manages to get the video where it's supposed to be and, oh look, it's her and clint. she's got clint pinned to the mats in the gym and they both look a little worn out, but carol's grinning. ] ( Read more... )

( okay there is a lot going on this feed-the clatter of drinks and the murmur of various conversations, and also some music that sounds distinctly tropical. eventually, clint’s voice can be heard. )

So, we’re in Tahiti. We should be back in a few days, but I thought we’d ask if anyone wanted a souvenir, or something.

It's a well-deserved va-cay ( Read more... )

[The video feed pops on to show a countertop. On it, a woman is making a list with a notepad and ballpoint pen.]

Let's see, we'll probably need two turkeys.

So that we can all black out from the tryptophan and hopefully forget this disaster.

Quiet, you. Two turkeys... Babe, do you want to make your own sauce, or should I have him buy some?

I'd ( Read more... )

( The feed opens to a view of Clint standing outside by a practice range-because he has a total of three hobbies, alright-leaning slightly on his bow as he glances down at the communicator. )So, I had a thought. We’ve got, what, a couple hundred people running around this City, all or most of them with powers, and probably at least a slim majority ( Read more... )

( forward-dated to about 3am tomorrow morning ( Read more... )

( surprise, it’s a video! see clint standing a little ways outside the porter building, looking none too pleased. his mask is on, his face is scrunched up in a scowl, and he’s shaking his head in disbelief. )You know, just once, I wish someone would ask before yanking a guy away from what he was doing and dropping him down somewhere else. I had ( Read more... )

I keep forgetting that I have this thing.

Maybe it's because no one's said anything stupid on it lately. And certain people have been quiet. Too quiet.

I thought about saying something stupid for shits and giggles. Maybe plan a highlighting party.

Yeah, so I'm gonna head out on patrol.

[ Video ( Read more... )

Got a question for anyone more involved with charity stuff here. Anybody know if this fake-NYC does an Operation Santa Claus?

( Tony )

[ This is the first time Clint's used the encryptions Natasha taught him. They're still better than private, but hackable if you're good. ]

[ Avengers only ]Did anybody get hit with the powers roulette this time? I'm fine, I think. I haven't even figured out whatever it is that the Porter did to me in the first place, so it's hard to tell. ( Read more... )